"This crystal is good for such-and-such organ!" oh yeah name 3 of that organ's functions
"This will cleanse your body of toxins" Oh? Which ones? What are their names? Why are they bad for you? What symptoms do they cause?
This is the only good addition to this post
i don’t care that something good happened to you it should have happened to my tumblr mutual ive talked to like 5 times
Confiscated pens containing cheat notes intricately carved by a student at the University of Malaga, Spain. (2022)
![[Cueball is reading from a notebook and speaking into a microphone.] Cueball: Welcome to pub trivia! Round one is 10 questions: 1. Which member of BTS has a birthday this year? 2. How many sides does a platonic solid have? 3. What is the smallest lake in the world? 4. Which Steven Spielberg movie features more shark attacks - Jaws 1975 or Lincoln 2012? 5. How many planets were there originally? 6. What NFL player has scored the most points outside of a game? 7. The Wright brothers built the first airplane. Who built the last one? 8. Is every even number greater than 2 the sum of two primes? 9. Not counting Canberra, what city is the capital of Australia? 10. Who played the drums? Caption: A local pub trivia place hired me to run bad quizzes at competing bars.](https://64.media.tumblr.com/0c4b2fa0810b593b13940c55cfa52e9c/dc962732244cfbbd-a5/s1280x1920/9a7f70fcd9badbf013f5cfb4c7b52a79d660f704.png)
ALTBonus question: Where is London located? (a) The British Isles (b) Great Britain and Northern Ireland (c) The UK (d) Europe (or 'the EU') (e) Greater London
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[Cueball, holding a wireless microphone in one hand and a pencil and notebook in the other, reading from the notebook]: Welcome to pub trivia! Round one is 10 questions:
[Caption below the panel]: A local pub trivia place hired me to run bad quizzes at competing bars.
me: do you guys like my evil thorned plate armour and bloodred cloak? is the ominous glow of my visor slit too much?
my manserpent minion: it'ssss sssslaying absssolute penisssss, ssssire
my shambling zombie: uuuu 👍
captured gnome i keep in a birdcage: golly gee willikers it's sure some scary!!!
my straight manserpent minion: looks pretty good boss
its insane to me that people do not eat their food from bite theyre going to enjoy least to the one theyre going to enjoy most. like you bithes just eat at random? what if the last bite sucks? have yall not suffered enough? 🤨
hey hi its me op of this post just a quick question are you dumb or just being fussy rn like is this a thing a nap or a snack can fix or is it a more permanent state
Horniness is not intrinsically less pure than any other human motivation
"He only made this art because he was horny!" ...Yeah, and? You only made a sandwich because you were hungry.
In Japanese, they don’t say “moon,” they say “tsuki,” which literally translates to “moon,” and I think that’s how language works.
Hey its been at least 9 years anything changed?
nope! all quiet on the linguistic front. i am a girl now though
one thing about americans is that they know how to make a fucking milkshake
i hate the stupid milk consistency shit you get here like if you give me a milkshake it better be rock fucking solid. i want that thang thick like concrete. it should piss me off trying to drink it through a straw. i should have to wait for it to thaw
cursed with "do you still like me?" "are you mad at me?" "did i do something wrong?" disorder
Let's build a PC
Motherboard
CPU
RAM
GPU
SSD
HDD
Power supply
Fans
Monitors
OS [[ 0-3% linux -- 3-5% Windows XP -- 5-10% Windows 10 -- >10% Windows 11 ]]
reblog for the most chaos PC we can manage
ALTI know I talk about mdzs modern AUs a lot, but it's just somehow become a fascinating adaptation process to me, all these people making their personal calls about the nature of reality.
And a thing I keep coming back to is all the people who deliberately decide to give modern!wwx Mo Xuanyu's build.
To preserve the strength contrast that's leveraged for horny, which like, yeah that's fair, horny is an acceptable reason to make a story choice. I respect that, sometimes grudgingly.
But as a result of noticing this being done, oftentimes it seems without any reflection about why, I've developed this minor obsession with the fact that wwx in his own body at its adult height was fractionally shorter than lwj.
And this was the height he reached after a multi-year period in childhood living on scrounged garbage, plus the three months starving in the mass grave toward the end of his growth period.
Meaning that by all normal logic, a modern AU wwx who did not experience these periods of intense privation--which is most of them; it's quite rare for children to experience that particular form of total neglect in modern developed nations and modernAU!wwx's life ruining circumstances only occasionally involve intense physical torment--is going to be significantly taller as an adult.
Like. Add a few inches on there.
Where are all my adequately nourished six-foot-four Wei Wuxians???
